There’s no such thing as a “retired Founder.”

Just one who hasn’t started their next company yet.

I love hearing about Founders that exit, but what I always find kind of entertaining is their story about how they will now finally retire. It’s always something like “I can finally put the stress of running this startup behind me and spend the rest of my days basking in the sun and enjoying life!”

My response is always the same: “That sounds awesome… call me when you want to talk about your next startup!”

They assume I’m being sarcastic. The idea of starting another startup after just finally selling one and prepping for retirement sounds ludicrous!

And yet, inevitably, I get the call. “You know, retirement actually sucks, so I’m thinking abou...